bananawrackspurts:

are these fall out boy songs
follovved: follovved: what did professor oak say before he got into a fight DONT PROF.OAK ME (Source: straighthater, via therhymenoceros)

follovved:

follovved:

what did professor oak say before he got into a fight

DONT PROF.OAK ME

(Source: straighthater, via therhymenoceros)

Anonymous asked: What's your major in college? morosity: stress

Anonymous asked: What's your major in college?

morosity:

stress

rneerkat: arteries will always hold a special place in my heart (Source: rneerkat, via therhymenoceros)

rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

(Source: rneerkat, via therhymenoceros)

weepingdildo:

miss frizzle is runnin out of field trips 
sodamnrelatable: when you and your friends hate the same person (Source: okaywork, via therhymenoceros)

sodamnrelatable:

when you and your friends hate the same person

image

(Source: okaywork, via therhymenoceros)

thebootygoon: cant keep ya eyes off my fatty daddy i want u  (na na)  surfbourdt surfboardt  (Source: microsoftpussy, via therhymenoceros)

thebootygoon:

cant keep ya eyes off my fatty daddy i want u 

image

(na na) 

image

surfbourdt surfboardt 

(Source: microsoftpussy, via therhymenoceros)

taxicar: tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows (via uhmasis)

taxicar:

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

(via uhmasis)

queenrylan: esotericalesbians: it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob Because we have vaginas (Source: barfemoji, via uhmasis)

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via uhmasis)

thescienceofjohnlock:

ask-pigpeter:

smokeymcdaniel:

ihaveacleverfandomurl:

don’t forget to work up a little “seriously?” sneer as you squint

That will destroy him. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

I don’t know, it kind of seems like a dick move if you ask me.

reblogging for that ^
seedy: what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh (via iradicate)

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

(via iradicate)


Pocket map of London, c. 1890