sluttyoliveoil: *ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life* (via ruby-brown)

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

(via ruby-brown)

whorville: *whispers to you during sex* Don’t forget to rate, comment, and subscribe (via blastoyonce)

whorville:

*whispers to you during sex*

Don’t forget to rate, comment, and subscribe

(via blastoyonce)

autumnlungs:

damn man bongs have evolved into some crazy ass shit
sloth-grunge: “why do humor bloggers even care if people from school find their blog, it’s not like you have anything to hide” (via blastoyonce)

sloth-grunge:

“why do humor bloggers even care if people from school find their blog, it’s not like you have anything to hide”

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lardypoison:

this was supposed to say ohana means family autocorrect ruined a really beautiful moment
stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.
unimpassioned:

babyybarbieee:

:(

:-(
kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.
faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad
burgerkid: me trying to do stuff (via 11no)

burgerkid:

me trying to do stuff

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