xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me
stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT
keviiweviidick2heavy: actionables: 1lazygenius: actionables: MY HOUSE IS FULL OF BEES DOES THAT MAKE YOU A QUEEN? you can call me you can call me lorde bee? (Source: actionables, via flirtzy)

keviiweviidick2heavy:

actionables:

1lazygenius:

actionables:

MY HOUSE IS FULL OF BEES

DOES THAT MAKE YOU A QUEEN?

you can call me

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you can call me lorde bee?

(Source: actionables, via flirtzy)

officialschool:

omg im laughing so hard rn
unfollowlng: seenaill: unfollowlng: If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them you win (via love-adamtuttle)

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

(via love-adamtuttle)

pestered: if someone trusts you enough to tell u a secret please keep it (via pizza)

pestered:

if someone trusts you enough to tell u a secret please keep it

(via pizza)

skypestripper: skypestripper: math.. more like (via blastoyonce)

skypestripper:

skypestripper:

math.. more like

image

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(via blastoyonce)

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk: kirk-: kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk: what does rofl stand for rise our father lucifer thanks (Source: gaaaaaaaaaambit, via blastoyonce)

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kirk-:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

(Source: gaaaaaaaaaambit, via blastoyonce)

legfruit: there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america (via blastoyonce)

legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

(via blastoyonce)

cactus-princess:

This is what I want in life
keatchi: itssofluffy-im-gonna-die: h4te: i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free that’s called night robbery  so be it (Source: h4te, via pizza)

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te, via pizza)